Monday, January 26, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

TBBT Season 2: The Killer Robot Instability

Episode 12
(Aired 01/12/2009)

Howard: Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator or..
Leonard, Sheldon, Raj: MONT-E.
Howard: Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw, one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel, steel armor plate exoskeleton top and bottom and enough force horsepower a hundred and ten pounds of mechanized death from zero to holy crap and four point eight seconds.
Sheldon: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Raj: As with my father, I both love and fear it.

***
Raj: Okay what should be first to taste the wrath of MONT-E?
Leonard: Maybe we should start small.
Raj: Okay. Oh perhaps today is the day we finally find out what's inside the magic eight ball.
Sheldon: I did it when I was four. It's an icosahedral die floating in tinted blue water.
Raj: Man, call spoiler alert before you say things like that.
Leonard: How 'bout the toaster oven?
Sheldon: What've the toaster ever do to you?

***
Sheldon: This is an auspicious moment. Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Raj: How about "Die toaster die!"?
Leonard: That will do it!

***
Kripke: Let's settle this woboto a woboto.
Leonard: What do you mean?
Kripke: There's no guwantee we're gonna go against each other in the wound wobin so let's through it down. Unless you're afwaid.
Sheldon: We accept your challenge. Name a time and place.

***
Kripke: If you're not there you'll be exposed to widicule.
Raj: I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

***
Sheldon: What you fail to realize is that Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw. Overconfidence from his robot's massive size and it's overwhelming power.
Raj: It's not overconfidence, that's observation.
Sheldon: Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. Observe.

***
Sheldon: Kripke, I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet it's maker but as you are it's maker clearly the two of you have met.
Kripke: What is his pwoblem!?
Raj: Way to bust up the Jedi mind tricks, dude.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Return of Jezebel James


I've watched all three episodes. It's absolutely hilarious! I wish they continue the series.