The Quickest Way

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his back." (or through his chest...)

I've forgotten which character of what series I've heard this from but whenever I remember this line, I can't help but laugh out loud. :)

Time

Time is priceless, yet it costs us nothing.
You can do anything you want with it...but own it.
You can spend it, but you can't keep it.
And once you've lost it, there's no getting it back.
It's just...gone.

- Medium (Season5, Episode 10)

TBBT Season 2: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Episode 19
(Aired 03/30/2009)

Sheldon: Penny please. We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.
Leonard: Sheldon, it's not that bad.
Sheldon: Not bad? It's horrible. I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing, but you never think it'll happen to you.
Leonard: So they steamed your dumplings. Get over it! New topic, please.

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Raj: I like green lantern. I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.
Sheldon: Only the modern green lantern is vulnerable to yellow.
Leonard: Golden age green lantern was vulnerable to wood.
Raj: Great, so I can take them both out with a number-two pencil?